Tango's sales will be up now that Alex Reid has won Celebrity Big Brother....Who would have thought? The man walked cautiously into the Big Brother House a month ago to boos and dislikes and suddenly he’s crowned the winner!
A complete turn-around for Katie Price’s (under the thumb) boyfriend. A cage fighter, pretend actor who has been slashed by the media for his cross-dressing antics and the man we loved to hate because he’s not Peter Andre.
We only knew him as Jordon’s boyfriend, the guy who suddenly appeared on the scene after Peter with their love lives splashed across the daily tabloids. But she publically dumped on National TV however with a change of heart, took him back. Aww!
Love him or loathe him, Alex Reid won. The British public made the decision and we’re now destined to read endless Hello! articles about his life changing experience and what “work” he has coming up.
To be fair, he’s a nice guy, simple and a gentleman. I read a comment on a forum, “orange idiot” which made me laugh out loud. He’s harmless despite his past dodgy movies, defo not a fan of his work.
However, reading in the press, Alex had to sign an agreement not to discuss Jordon/Katie while in the house and what a good idea! Instead we found out about the real man who we really know nothing about. He craves fitness, fake tan and his naked body. He was down to earth and according to the lady of house, Stephanie, he was a gentleman.
The REAL Alex stepped out of the house and now into the big wide world with hundreds (maybe an exaggeration) of opportunities lying ahead of him and I don’t just mean lusting loving ladies.
I am disappointed Vinnie Jones lost out, his manners and antics didn’t appeal to some, but Vinnie said it was good changing room banter. Take it with a pinch of salt and you’re on. Give Dane a chef’s hat and a chance to win Celebrity Masterchef, Stephanie an Oscar for being posh and fab. Basshunter can carry on with Euro pap beats and Alex….over to you.
Fake tan sales will go up; Alex could be the face of fake tan except he’s not fake. Give him a good PR agent and his future’s bright, his future’s orange.
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